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Fuck Me Gently with a Chainsaw
In honor of Halloween, here is a maternity horror story My son turned 18 this summer, so the brain tumor didn’t kill him after all. This time Google was right, and the head tilt my 9-month-old had going on for over a week was not, in fact, a stiff neck, like the first doctor thought….
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The Usual Suspects
The inciting incident for this week’s ADHD redirection was a comment on a Substack essay about declining romance quality. The comment itself is representative of a particular problem in online discourse about romance—one that isn’t called out enough and has repercussions beyond mere subjective enjoyment of romance novels. It touches on all aspects of the…
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Trigger Warnings, Reader Autonomy, and Premasticated Fiction
It seems we’re never truly done debating who gets to control narrative. From Frank Zappa’s brush with obscenity accusations, and the congressional farce over 80s song lyrics, to the posthumous sanitization of Roald Dahl, there’s a persistent impulse in our culture to police creative expression. This impulse often targets areas deemed ‘problematic’ or ‘dangerous,’ and…
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FROM THE ROMANCELANDIA FREE PRESS – SPECIAL DISPATCH
Once upon a time, the Allies stormed beaches; now our so-called leaders seem content to posture while the forces of darkness advance. The threat is real, and the world is burning. Romancelandia hopes that real heroes still exist — men and women with the guts to stand for honor, courage, freedom, and justice for all….
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Non-Con: AI Scam Companies Are Catfishing Romancelandia
I didn’t want to do it. The teaser chapters were always, somehow, objectively terrible despite the intriguing hooks, and I knew it would only get worse behind the paywall. Yet, for months on Instagram, I was stalked by interesting story blurbs with vivid AI-generated images and “movie” clips that linked to romance subscription apps until…
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You Can Tune a Piano, but You Can’t Tuna Fish
on dark romance and why evolution ≠ redefinition What is genre romance? It’s actually more flexible than it gets credit for. It blends well with other genres, and it only has a few, core, non-negotiable pillars: an HEA (happily ever after ending) or HFN (happy for now – although I think readers who accept HFN…
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This Dance Ain’t for Everybody – Only the Sexy People
(it takes courage and class to push it real good) I recently came across this TikTok clip (hilariously, while going down an internet rabbit hole about mafia men), and it bugged me by way of reminding me of similar thoughts I had about Jamie Dornan when Fifty Shades of Grey came out. Michele Morrone claims…
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James Sexton: Divorce Attorney and Master Marketer
character gold and conflict fuel for romance authors I’m infatuated with this clip from a two-hour Diary of a CEO interview with James Sexton. The delivery is amazing – if you’ve spent any time in New York, you’ve met a guy who talks like this about a topic he may or may not understand. I’m…
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Central Authority for Romance Compliance
So my ADHD brain said: you could focus on that important deadline extension, or you could write this…
